[nukkad] Fwd: [Fwd: joke-rated: golf (fwd)] (fwd)

[PRASHANT EKNATH SAWANT <prasaw@giasbma.vsnl.net.in>]

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Date: Wed, 15 Oct 1997 09:37:49 -0400 (EDT)
From: Shailendra Borale <shailen@unixpros.com>
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    Prashant Sawant <prasaw@giasbma.vsnl.net.in>,
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Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: joke-rated: golf (fwd)] (fwd)



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Date: Tue, 14 Oct 1997 05:39:48 PDT
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Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: joke-rated: golf (fwd)]


> A couple was on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to 
consummate
> their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a 
confession
> to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing 
in this
> day and age."
>
> The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."
> "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
> "Tiger Woods."
> "Tiger Woods the golfer?"
> "Yeah."
> "Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed 
with him."
>
> The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, 
the
> husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
> "What are you doing?" says the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry. I 
was
> going to call room service and get some food."
> "Tiger wouldn't do that. "
> "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
> "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
>
> The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with 
his
> wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the 
phone.
> "What are you doing?" She says.
> The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service 
to get
> some food."
> "Tiger wouldn't do that."
> "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
> "He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
>
> The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to 
his wife
> one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself 
over to
> the phone and starts to dial.
> The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
>
> "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole !"






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